discovered nudist notices the timer driven outdoor lights did not go on because I ‘d forgotten to reset it.
Hmm, timer is outside in front of the house in a surburban neighborhood, no fences everywhere and I live in a cul de sac. Hmmmmmmm, quick look, no one around…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…neighbors right next to me are gone, neighbors across the way live in their back yard, as well as the other neighbors we don’t speak to…heck with it. It’s right outside the door, NO ONE is around I Will just step outside real quickly, change the timer and no damage done right? Right.
Open door, step though, close door because interior lights are on and I do not want to supply a comprehensive shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyway) neighbors. http://shynudists.com , lights will pop on in 5 min. Amazing. Open the door…jiggle handle…jiggle handle furiously…invent swear words while feelings of overexposure place in.
Fast look around while trying to recall if we actually bought the spare key and had the presence of mind to set in exterior someplace for similar, but clothed crises. NOPE! Still on http://tetyk.com . Fantastic. Fast mental review of open doors…back door, open…no fence surban setting, (did I mention I resided on the corner of the cul-de-sac?) to far to walk, garage car door closed but for some reason, walk thru is broken open.
The garage door is open. Brilliant. I’ll simply quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive right up in the van AND my neighbors across the way who live in their own back yard walk by on the sidewalk by using their dog.
Excellent. “Um….hi?” said while doing my best run while not running into the open garage.
Nobility isn’t a birthright, it is identified by one’s actions.